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junko-megido:

sonikkuruzu:

charlesoberonn:

mina-carolina:

armineralwater:

armineralwater:

make this cool lemon the new meme 

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a challenger approaches 

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he comes

We add this

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And now we have this

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Are those the Beatles?

john lemon

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zvcruvolo:

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

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Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

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sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

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My Problems With The Maze Runner Movie

facts-i-just-made-up:

  1. They added too many useless new characters.
  2. The movie was all action, where the book was more about clever puns and educational metaphors.
  3. They changed the main character’s name from Milo to Thomas.
  4. The title change was also unnecessary.
  5. They completely left out the Humbug, the Doldrums and…
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quevidamastriste:

Opposite day!

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“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.

So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”

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fawun:

azdec:

cunt-slap:

what

FUCK

I will never sleep again

fawun:

azdec:

cunt-slap:

what

FUCK

I will never sleep again

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satanic-cactus:

freakingkeeper:

earthquackandbcm:

bluebellgirl:

 

I couldn’t scroll past this.

"rock is evil"

People are fucking idiots

Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.

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